Aries(Mar 21-Apr 19) You talk too loud and chew with your mouth open. You are egotistical and overly aggressive. You think your ideas are the best, and if someone tries to tell you otherwise, you swear and start calling them names. You have a bad temper, you're impatient and selfish. And your sense of humor sucks.
Taurus(Apr 20-May 20) Not the sharpest tool in the shed. When you finally get around to getting a job, you hoard all your money, cheap bastard. You're anti-social and critical of others, but if someone is critical of you, you sulk and pout like a baby. Did I mention you are dull and boring?
Gemini(May21-Jun 20) Totally psychotic, compulsive liars, and very, very charming. If by charming you mean backstabbing and two-faced. You love the sound of your own voice and fancy yourself the life of the party, and boy, do you love to party. Geminis are notoriously bad lovers, but will screw anything that moves.
Cancer(Jun 21-Jul 22) You're always "forgetting" your wallet when you go out with friends. You are crabby and moody. You are always bitching and complaining, but you never do anything to help Read more
